Diversity of Malaysians

L : Omfgee, have you read this? Haha
P : I have actually. Can't put the blame on anyone. Diversity of Malaysians.
Q : Diversity of Malaysian? What is it about?
L : Oh nothing. Its about this new 'service' that some 'company' provide.
Q : What service?
P : Hahaha. You mentioned it, you explain.
L : Well, read it your self. Page 10.
Q : Omfgee. Shiitttt shitttt. Ew ew ew. FUCK!
L : You know, I'll be shock if you go to heaven.
P : Haha, that's make the two of us but whose complaining?
Q : Whaaaaat iiiiiiiiiisss thisssssss? EW.
P : Hey, you're the one filled with curiosity.
L : Yeap.
Q : So, best ke?
L : Best. Serious.
P : Proven. Bitch.
L : What? She ask, I answered lah. Plus do I look like someone who did something like that?
Q&P : YES!
L : Okay, fine.
P : Bi-bi-bi-bitch.
Q : Hahahaha.
L : What was that?
P : A way of expressing little one.