Ape? AQILAH? ;)

Oh its Saturday. I hate Saturdays! Its so, Saturday-ish. Saturday Saturday Saturday.

P : Its lazy Saturday, can you drive any slower?
Q : I thought it should be lazy Monday? And yes, I could. Wanna see?
P : Erh, stop being so effing annoying and drive faster.
Q : Ooo someone is a little grumpy.
P : Yes, if I'm a dwarf, I'll be grumpy. With pleasure. Now step on it biatch.
Q : Okay okay.

P : The bloody microphone won't work and I spill coke on my bloody shirt.
Q : You should stop using the word bloody. Seriously.
P : Fine. The effing microphone won't work and I spill coke on my effing shirt.
Q : Oh that too.
P : The freaking microphone won't work and I spill coke on my freaking shirt.
Q : Nah, sounds freaking weird.
P : WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

That and I love this.

Q : The dude told me that the girl in the red shirt is effing hot but her boyfriend is a nerd case.
P : What?
Q : I said, the dude told me that the girl in the blue shirt is so hot but her boyfriend so tak hot.
P : (feeling a little weird but curious) Come again?
Q : The girl, tuu tuu *pointing* is so tak hot but her boyfriend, pehh serious shit punya hot.
P : *giggle* Who told you that?
Q : My brother.
P : Cranks up laughing.

BOOOYAH. Here's my revenge!