You're funny but I'm funnier.

Sorry to disappoint you but I'm afraid it'll take longer time to type this post. Why? (Thank you for not asking) but I'm afraid I am suffering from what Lys call, nails emergency. No, I don't need any manicure or pedicure. One of my nails got hurt during a war I had with the peeler. Its horrifying. So Daddy went to the nearest store to buy me a Hansaplast. Lots of them, apparently. But no worries, I am not bleeding. But as you can see (or not, probably not) my typing skills has gone from bad to worse.

I have this serious headache. At first I thought it was a migrain.. but no. It's the garlic! Screw you, you little white monster! I hate you! Because of you I felt sick and I might throw up soon.

Headache headache go away..
Come again another day..
Puteri Afiqah wants to read..
Headache headache go away.

Hopefully, that will work. Or not... hmm but I'm not hoping.

Well, victory goes to Hariz for killing that awful crawling bitch. Hahaha oh man, my words :( Sorry. But that cockroach just scares me. Heck, it scares everyone. But my brother got guts! He killed that creepy animal (after screaming like a chick and spraying the cockroach with his deodorant many times and it didn't die, obviously) with Zahirah's blue diary. He throw that blue book and step on it. Eew, I know imagine that! Grosss! But please, I'm trying to keep it a secret from her.

What else would I like to blog about? Hm..

Oh! You remember Nana? The little rascal of yours truly. Hahaha she's getting smarter and getting better with words. You could finally understand her whole sentence! Hahaha just now when Daddy came home from Masjid and ask her where Mama is, she said.. "Mama main handphone.." . Well, I am just glad that I get to stay home (the whole month) and catch up with the growth. Oh you should try hearing her sing Situasi by Bunkface or Hot and Cold by Ketty Perry. She'll blow you away. At least there's someone to continue my legacy :D Hahahhaa

Yours Truly : Babe how to hilangkan garlic breath?
Lys : You have garlic breath? What on earth did you eat?
Yours Truly : I make garlic bread. Now its like I could only remember the taste of garlic. Its freaking me out man. Not to mention this headache.
Lys : Whoa? Well eat durians?
Yours Truly : Then I'll have durian's breath! Not to mention sakit perut.
Lys : Then eat rambutans.
Yours Truly : You don't really want to help me do you?
Lys : Not really.
Yours Truly : You youu... ahh
Lys : Hahaha love you bitch! :D

Is this what friends are for ? :(

Fast fact : I'll name my kids Sarah and Amin.